Day 108 – You Know You’re A Shredder When…

by lilla on April 1, 2008

  1. You voluntarily nickname yourself the “Mad 1.”
  2. You pose for pictures on your car in your bikini.
  3. You know what “muscle rounds” and a ‘fruit day” means.
  4. You ask complete strangers to take your picture in the gym.
  5. You mark time in mission days vs. calendar days.
  6. You hit RTP-blog.com at least 3xs per day.
  7. You scrutinize your pictures for the slightest itty-bitty change.
  8. Tom Venuto is your hero!
  9. You’re thrilled when you wake up with DOMS pain.
  10. You spell the word HIIT with two “i”s.
  11. You videotape yourself doing push-ups for fun.
  12. You never ever want to have a muffin top.
  13. You do spiderman climbs a la Ballantyne.
  14. You Photoshop your face on to someone else’s hot body.
  15. Blog comments make your day!
  16. Your food for the day fills up the company refrigerator.
  17. Camera & tripod setup makes people suspicious that you’ve got a peeping tom problem.

If you are guilty of at least three of the above – Congratulations! You are a certified shredder! Know of any more signs of a true shredder? Please add them to the comments. :D

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  • Lilla
    Good one Debbie!
  • Debbie
    Brilliant Lilla! Love them all.


    How about:



    Your camera & tripod setup makes people suspicious that you've got a peeping tom problem.



    Debbie
  • Lilla
    Kelv,
    You are one of us now. There's no going back. :)
  • Lilla
    CeeKaye,
    Good One! I'll add it to the Manifesto.
  • Lilla
    Mike in a speedo on a car hood - priceless!
  • kelv rose
    Gues that makle me on too now! Fantastic idea for an entry checklist!
    Kelv
  • CeeKaye
    How about that?! I'm a shredder too! LoL




    Here's one....when you're food for the day fills up the company refrigerator...?



    They are always making fun of me at work - hungry again????
  • Marbella
    Did someone say that MIKE is going to put on a Speedo and do a car photo? That now will be something to wait for! Maybe it will catch on to do some car shots as a finale for shredding....
    Lynda
  • Lilla
    Little did I know I was scribing a Manifesto! lol.
  • Lilla
    Thanks for the additions Joni! I updated the post.
  • Lilla
    Haha Mike! Maybe in your boardies on your car for your final clothing challenge pic?
  • Adam Waters
    I love it! Lilla you have just written the Shredder Manifesto! This will soon be a compulsory test to became a Certified Shredder!
  • Joni
    Ha ha ha woo hoo! I think I have all of them, or at least I will by the end of this shred (#2!)
    #11...for fun!

    #15 - Blog comments make your day!
  • Mike Groom
    Guilty as charged (but you'll never get your hands of the photos I did for number 2). :)
  • Lilla
    Suzette,
    You were a certified shredder from the get-go! You set the standard high with your awesome transformation.
  • Lilla
    Mad 1,
    You inspired today's post! I just love your nickname and sense of humor. :)
  • Suzette
    that's great. i think i am a certified shredder!
  • Marbella
    LILLA
    That is the cutest definition have ever seen, and SO TRUE. The thing about counting off time as mission days left and shredding to the max are real. Also, every bite worries that will show up on the dreaded pix the next day. Just love it! Thanx for the humor today.

    Lynda
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